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All you have to do is this:
When your heat index reaches 105+
all you have to do is get up and go STAND OUTSIDE! Let mother nature do the rest!
Before you know it you'll be sweatin your a** off and be in bathing suit form in NO TIME!
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I don't know about me sometimes.....Anyway....
(so what the heck does this table have to do with this?)
THIS is actually the reason I am on a dehydrating mission outside today to make over this bad boy! I love the form!
Notice the railing. There is one on either side. It's a make-over in progress. I am working on it right now but needed to come in and cool off for a minute and apparently gather my wits!
Stay tuned....
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!!!
THIS is actually the reason I am on a dehydrating mission outside today to make over this bad boy! I love the form!
Notice the railing. There is one on either side. It's a make-over in progress. I am working on it right now but needed to come in and cool off for a minute and apparently gather my wits!Stay tuned....
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CALL NOW!!!
Girl..sounds like you need to stay in the rest of the day!! LOL
ReplyDeleteLove the table! I want to do some remakes with spray paint but its near 90 and will be over that soon, so can says not to spray in the heat...cannot wait to see what you do with this!
ReplyDeleteburn baby burn ... I'm back to the lane pool on Monday!
ReplyDeleteWell....I should be a skinny rail if sweating did the trick! The heat definitely makes one think twice about an outdoor activity....oh, my poor wilted garden...
ReplyDeleteGreat table...can't wait to see the finished pics. Stay cool if possible,
Susie
So funny! That table is fabulous.
ReplyDeleteHi Beth! I popped over
ReplyDeleteto say thank you for your
kind words on P&H. Your
comments really meant a lot
to me and to my friend,
Kathleen, who has read every
one : ) I've had a blast
going through your archives.
Do you know that just yesterday
I was in TJ Maxx and they had
one of those little buckets
{number 6} and I almost
bought it! But, I wasn't
sure what to do with just
one. Can't believe that you
found all nine!!! Sorry that
your weather has been so hot.
I live way up North and it's
been divine ~ 80's, mostly!
Of course, there is a flip
side to that....called
JANUARY!!! Sending some of
that coolness your way....
xx Suzanne
Love and appreciate your HUMOR!!! Last week we had the H&H stuff..yuck!
ReplyDeleteI need to paint a FEW pieces of small furniture...just can't do it when it's too stinkin HOT!
I'll take 2 please!! LOL
Warmly,
deb :)