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Thursday, September 10, 2009

CHICKEN POOP lip junk GIVEAWAY!!!!

like grandpa says.....if ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on 'em so ya won't lick 'em!!! We just got in a fresh load of Chicken Poop Lip Junk and it is a HIT!! To celebrate a new line and to spread the word about how wonderful Chicken Poop really is (it's totally natural...I swear!!!) I am doing a mini GIVEAWAY!!! Leave a comment on this post (extra points if your comment has ANYTHING to do with chicken poop) and some SUPER LUCKY blogger will be the winner of their very own tube of Chicken Poop Lip Junk!! The winner will be drawn on Sunday (9 /13)!!

Don't believe everything you read...just kiddin...it really doesn't contain any poop! GOOD LUCK!!!!

34 comments:

CHER said...

wow, nothing like tasting chicken poop on your lips!I have gotta try it!!! ha ha

eeekj35 said...

Will my hubby still kiss me if my lips are covered with Chicken Poop!! hee hee Can't wait to try it. Thanks for the chance, Kim the prim schoolmarm

ALVN of WhisperWood Cottage and Junkologie said...

This is completely disturbing, but what the heck! Is KFC serving this as a side dish? :)

Amy

Amy Kinser said...

Okay, the saying is hilarious. I have a grandmother that always came up with funny things to make us laugh. She said she went to school with Abe Lincoln. In all honesty though, I have a 6 year old who licks her lips all winter long and has continuous red, chapped lips. I mean it is sad they are so chapped. So...I would love to have the opportunity to try this on her. Maybe I should just buy one from you. Anything to help her would be great.

Thanks, Amy

stefanie said...

oh my goodness, i need that for my son, we tease him, because he's like napoleon dynomite, "bring me my chapstick" "my lips hurt real bad" he is always needing chapstick, and the funny thing is he is terrified of chickens, he is so silly, he is a poo! ha ha

The Green Pea said...

I like Grandpa's words of advise! I never win anything but with my luck, I think I might win this one!! sandi

Artsy Fartsy Junkin Finds said...

Gotta have some of that, all good Junkers can take chicken poop and make it into chicken salad!! Tootles, Janna

common ground said...

This is one of the funniest ad campaigns I've ever seen! It would HAVE to be good to have a name like that. I'd love to put it on my "chicken lips"!
Debra

STITCHINPRIM said...

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN', FER SURE !!
WELL IF CHCICKEN SOUP WILL CURE A COLD.. WHY NOT?
I'LL TAKE A TUBE... LOL

BLESSINGS,
MAURINE

Ann said...

This is hysterical! I've never heard of this brand, might have to give it a try if I can get past the thought of Chicken poop on my lips. ~Ann

basketsnprims said...

Wow ~
Sounds fascinating. The olde timers have a saying for everything and I love your grandpas. Too funny. I would love to try some chicken poop on my lips ~ I bet it's sweet, LOL.
please enter me & thanks.
Pam

Something White said...

Hello there!
this post made me so much laugh!! :D
Anyway your grandpa is a wise man for sure!
I found your link in my stats and so I popped in and I must admit: I´m a junk-addict as well and so I feel very comfortable in your company! :)
Best greetings from Belgium,
Marjolijn

Primitive Kountry said...

Neat giveaway! Never heard of chicken poop lip junk, really kewl!
Please enter me in your giveaway!

In His service, Anne said...

Ha...too funny..please sign me up, love to try it!
Anne

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

oh this is too funny..add me to the list here..I love catchy stuff like this...I have no chicken poop storys...only duck poop storys..:)

Lou Cinda said...

That would be a conversation starter wouldn't it? Honey, pass me the chicken poop please??

Love it!!

Lou Cinda

Susie said...

Chicken Poop...well it's good for the garden! I used to have 3 pet hens, Tilly, Tessie and Trudy. They were so fun, I just wish potty training was an option. They always wanted to come in the house and would knock (well peck) at the french doors (sometimes I would let them, after all their poop was pretty small)! Have a great weekend..Susie

Anne~fiona and twig said...

Ya know, considering the things they put in most hot-dogs, I'd dare to say that a little chicken poop ain't nothin'!
Sounds like fun!
~ Anne

Terri(TerriBoog) said...

Chicken poop, chicken poop it's good for your lips.
But if it don't work there, try it on your tits!

(sorry if I offend anyone - hips just wasn't as cute)

Erica said...

Ah chicken poop. I hated shoveling it as a kid, but if makes your lips nice, I'll try it! :)

UPON A HILL said...

I have never heard of the Chicken Poop lip stuff before , not even what your Grandpa said, but I sure know that it smells icky. Is this something new? & where is the cow cream?

CinnamonLaine said...

What a clever catchy name! Who wouldn't want to try it. Thanks for the giveaway!

Beverly said...

disturbing....very disturbing...LOL

"B" said...

It wouldn't be the first time I've had chicken poop on my lips. When I was a kid going through a cave tour the guide had me to look up at the formations on the ceiling. About that time a "drop" fell on my lips. He then told me that the formation I was looking at was the South end of a North bound chicken! Yeah, right!

I'd love to try your chicken poop. Sign me up for the giveaway, please.

Dawn said...

Isn't mascara made from bat ppop, why not have chicken poop on the lips!!Please add my name to the giveaway.

kim@A Thyme Remembered said...

DH says that his grandpa said that if you wanted to grow taller that you should walk barefoot in chicken poop.....shoot, I am only 4'11"...wish I had know that back when I was still growing!!!! Maybe this lip junk will help....he he!!!!

Jessica @ Colorado Crafter said...

okay this is way too funny! haha I have never heard of this stuff. Love it!

Fields of Linen & White said...

Love Chicken Poop, aka lip gloss.
Nothing better to keep those lips smooth and dry free
I'm a big lip gloss kind of girl, no lip stick for me.
I'l love to try this poop I mean lip gloss
LOL Cheryl

cityfarmer said...

I'm in ...

now excuse me whilst I go put my new fall dress on my porch ... did u get my address email?

Rebecca @ Belle Blog said...

Your grandpa sounds wise!! hee hee!! I always wanted a farm with lots of chickens...guess I will have to be happy w/ chicken poop. This stuff sounds awesome!! Add me in to your giveaway please.
♥ Rebecca

jdeere1 said...

I want some--so wrote you a little limerick! Enjoy:

There once was some poop from a chick.
When once on my lips I was afraid to lick.
But when I realized it wasn't really a chicken,
I went right on and kept on a lickin'!

PICK ME PICK ME!!

Jacqueline said...

My friends would love to see your chicken poop lip balm here in the U.K. ..everyone says I've got a mouth like a chicken's ar** !!!!Thanks for leaving a comment and apologies for not coming over...computer has been in computer hospital and I have only just got it back. XXXX

decorator to the stars said...

add me to your poopin' list :) gio

jdeere1 said...

I have another one even though the contest is over!!

There once was a gal on a farm
Who thought chicken poop would give her some charm.
When her boyfriend went to her lips and started lickin'
He said, "Man you taste like poop from a chicken!"